In space, no one can hear you scream. On the internet, nobody cares when you scream. Welcome again to The Franchise, where I review entire catalogs of work. This time I’m rewatching and reviewing the entire Alien movie franchise. Why? Two of my favorite fiction genres are science...

After a long hiatus away from my reviews, I am back to grace the main page again with reviews of silly movies with lots of stabbing. I have a lot on the slate for the near future including finishing up my reviews of the Friday the 13th Series and tackling a controversial entry into a beloved...

This is it. This is the movie I’ve been looking forward to reviewing since I started the slasher review columns. So many people who write review columns wanna be funny so they review bad movies and swear a lot. I review these movies because it’s a genre I love, and this movie is the...

I’m back after a brief hiatus, and don’t worry, I haven’t finished with the Friday the 13th series reviews. It’s just that in honor of Halloween I decided that I was going to review the classic, and also one of the series that is frowned upon by most viewers. I put the choice up to...

Let me tell you something, if you like boobs in your Slasher movies, Friday the 13th Part V is for you! Yes folks today I’m reviewing probably the most controversial of the Friday the 13th movies, A New Beginning (Spoilers right ahead). The reason this movie is so controversial is because...

This movie is titled the Final Chapter because Paramount had decided that the Friday movies were bad for their image and this was to be the last one, a decision they stuck with about as long as it took me to write this sentence. I’ve actually been looking forward to this review for a long...

Yes Ladies and gentleman I am back for the next installment of my Slasher review series, and the next installment of the Friday the 13th series Friday the 13th Part 3 3D. Oh and Spoilers will follow. This movie was filmed during the 80’s brief 3D fad, and unlike now where people tend to use...

I’m back for the second installment of my slasher review series and I’ll be continuing with the Friday the 13th series with Part 2. I figure it was apt to publish this review today seeing that it’s Friday the 13th and I like doing things like that. I shall give the obligatory spoiler warning here so as to not anger the six people who haven’t seen this movie.